joke in my email:

Still living at home, bored, and expecting to inherit a
fortune when his sickly widower father died, Robert decided
he needed a woman to keep him company.

So he went to a singles bar, and he searched until he
spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right
now, I'm just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to
her, "but within a month or two, my father will pass away
and I'll inherit over 20 million dollars." The woman went
home with Robert that night.

And four days later, she became his stepmother.

Some men never learn...