Coming down the stairs from the Terrace today, I noticed a girl sitting on the curb and what seemed to be her butt crack. So I kept checking her out, yep, I did. But on closer examination, it was not what I thought. It was a tattoo of a Chinese character very low on her back. Who can read Chinese? I can't do it very well, but for sure I knew what her tattoo meant.





Yep, she has my last name stamped on her butt. Sigh... some form of branding? Does this mean I get a piece of her now? =P