one poor guy in florida

jazz: i waited 8 years to have sex with him because he was always bragging how good he was and when we finally do, he only lasts 7 minutes!

kris: how do you even know it was 7 minutes?

jazz: i looked at the clock before he began and it was 12:56 and when we finished it was 1:03

me: so was he any good?

jazz: he'd have to be 11 minutes plus to be even considered in the good category