Franiwack

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Monday, April 21, 2003

Craaaaap! My manager just called, he says no hot water til tomorrow morning. Oh the dilemmas!

Possible outcomes:
1) Frances becomes nice and stinky til tomorrow morning, she probably won't get a good night's sleep.
2) Frances lies on bathtub floor shivering and then hypothermia sets in.
3) Frances boils water pot by pot and then....hell this ain't gonna happen!!!
4) Frances drenches herself in a lot of perfumy stuff.
5) Frances walks to neighboring apartment building and asks to use hot shower.
6) Frances calls manager back and forces him to fix the hot water problem.

Maximum likelihood: hypothermia! whoohoo, yeah, so if I don't come out of the bathroom anytime soon, it's time to bust in! NOOOOOOO!

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