An eHarmony commercial just came up, and all I could think of was "they're crap!" They put on supposedly wholesome couples who found the love of their life on their website, when in reality the company cheats people by sending fake matches to their customers. Once you sign up and pay more than any other dating site, they send you exactly 5 "perfect" matches and if you even try to set up meetings with these future loves, they give illogical and stupid excuses to not date you. Duh! Cuz these be fake profiles that the employees make up to keep you a false sense of hope once you sign up. Yep, that's what I think of everytime their silly ads come up.

[and if you were curious, I never joined them or any dating site, this comes from many upset (and probably still single) customers of eHarmony]